~The Church of Peachie

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: ...Which is also a fast food restaurant! =D
Peachie: Whoop-de-do. =___=
Me: Be more enthusiastic. We ARE here to worship You, after all! ^.~
Kiera: -Comes in- Ello, God. =D
Peachie: How may I help you, young Peacholic?
Kiera: I'd like a ham sandwich with no mustard, please.
Ekop: Coming right up! -Goes to make sandwich-
Kiera: I'm so hungry today...=3
Me: I see. So, what brings you to the PBF branch of the Church of Peachie?
Kiera: Well, I'm here to pray to God and hope that She will make everything work out.
Peachie: Damn right I will! =D
Ekop: -Sighs- Here's your effin' sandwich. -Shoves sandwich in Kiera's hands-
Kiera: =D Why, thank you!
Me: Would you also like a drink?
Kiera: No, thanks. I'll pray for now. God of the gangstas, please make sure that my sandwich has no mustard in it. In the name of Peachie, burn in hell. -Munches on sandwich-
Me: Well, that was fast...
Peachie: -Opens fizzy pop- Anyways. It's time to eat! 8D

[SuperJory-[:]

Gregory: Eww who would worship PEACHIE?
Fizzy: It's an easier question to ask who wouldnt
Gregory: ME!
Me: Then who do you worship? Hmm? Micheal Jackson?
Gregory: O__o NO! Myself!
Fizzy: ROLTFMGOSYITMF! ;D
Me: WTF?
Fizzy: Rolling on the floor laughing my guts out so your invited to my funeral =]
Me: Does that include the spleen?
Gregroy: EWWW >o< -goes to counter- Can I have a grilled cheese?
Fizzy: NO you don't deserve a sandwitch from Peachie if you aren't here to worship her!

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: EVERYONE worships Peachie! ;D She's totally awesome, after all.
Peachie: So Greg, you worship MJ? -Laughs insanely- I mean, how old are you? I have his number and I think that he might be interested...
Me: Yay! I'll go and make a spleen sandwich! <3
Ekop: You have to either worship Peachie or pay me a large sum of money for a sandwich...
Me: -Eats sandwich made from Fizzy's spleen-

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: I'd never worship that b..
Me: Um... ^^; (So if we fake worship peachie, we can have free food! ^^)
Sam: (No, way) I am sooo outta here. -walks away-
Me: Don't you want free food? -follows her-
Schi: I worship Gir! But I can make an exception for Peachie.. omo
Me: O.O''
Sam: Peachie is a gangsta, yeah, but no WAY am I worshipping her.
Me: Haah. McDonald's it is then.
Sam: You don't go anywhere without me do you?
Me: I can't. You're me. - ___ -
Sam: You're paying!
Schi: I'll stay here.
Me: See ya! -drives away-
Schi: She can't drive. She's 14!! Oh well... Do you have fried spleen?

[alissa911]

Pinky: Hey! I'll worship Peachie no matter what!
Me: I'm sure he will.
Alzailia: Tell me about it.

[ThatAnimeKid]

Schi: Peachie is a girl right? So she's not a god. She's a goddess! O.O

[alissa911]

Pinky: Who said she was a God? I know she's a girl.
Alzailia: *Whispers something to me*
Me: I know, with his- *Alzailia puts a hand across my mouth before I can finish* Thanks.
Alzailia: Your welcome.

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: I'm ba-ack.
Schi: To diss The Peachie some more?
Sam: Uh-hunh.
Me: She demanded to come back and kick some sense into your head. I didn't agree, let you believe what you believe but okay.
Schi: I want PEACE damnit!
Sam: Byeas, losers!
Schi: I'll pray to Peachie for it.
Me: She's going to hell.
Sam: I don't care.
Me: Haaahh... -___-
Schi: God of the gangstarific peoples, please make sure that Sam dies so I can have some PEACE for once. And I want some corn. In the name of Peachie, burn in hell.
Me: Oh, geez.
Sam: WHAT DID YOU WISH FOR?
Schi: That you'd die! -claps- Yay!!
Me: Not Yay, Not yay!! If She dies, I die!
Sam: Feel the pain of having 3 of yourself, biatch.
Me: O__O''

[alissa911]

Pinky: She's going to heaven, and you know it!
Alzailia: He sure is strange.
Me: He sure is.

[SuperJory-[:]

Fizzy: NOOOS!! MY SPLEEN! Give it backkk!!
Me: Yummy =]
Gregory: ICKYY!!
Fizzy: -takes spleen from roxii- MINE!
Gregory: I do not worship MJ!!
Fizzy: *under her breath* yes you do -cough cough-
Me: O__o

[Roxy_Berry]

Peachie: The word Goddess is too short so I'm shortening it to God. =D
Me: Like the way that I shorten my name! =3
Ekop: Shortening your names is-
Elsa: Shortening? Where? 8D
Me: I hate shortening. It tastes horrible. x____x
Peachie: =___= Sam, get out of my feckin' church, dammit. Don't be a hater if the truth is too hardcore for you.
Me: What about Schi's request? =3
Peachie: Oh, yeah, that. -Snaps fingers and corn rains down from the sky-
Elsa: Fwee! Corn! >w<
Peachie: You can't have any, since Schi was the one who wished for it.
Elsa: ;____;
Me: Aaaaand her other request?
Peachie: Okay. -Takes gun and shoots Sam- There. Done. Happy now? =__=

[alissa911]

Pinky: Let's go inside.
Me: Okay then.
Alzailia: Whatever.
Pinky: Hi Peachie! How are you?

[.:Fob:.]

Me- People worship Peachie now? owo
Cain- I knew it would happen sooner or later. T^T
Pan- Peachie's a goddess? This is so cool...
Me- No not is She thinks you're lame...
Pan- True, but...I'm Jewish, I don't worship Peachie...
Me- O.O"
You aren't Jewish...
Pan- Shh...I don't want to worship that pink person of pink-ness...
Cain- I believe in science so...I'll go watch Discovery Channal or Sci-Fi...
Me- I like that man eating tiger movie on the Sci-Fi channel...Severed chewed body parts are cool! owo

[alissa911]

Pinky: *Looks at Pan* PINK HATER!
Me: Don't mind him. He's crazy.
Alzailia: *Pulls me by the arm* C'mon!
Pinky: *fast talk* Hi Peachie! How are you? I'm just fine. What been going on? Nothings going on with me.

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam:-in pain- Peachie sucks.
Schi: Wha...
Me: =___=
Schi: Yay! My corn!!!
Sam: -dies-
Me: Oh, well...
Schi: Hahaha...
Me: Bring her back to life this instant you....
Schi: I like corn.
Me: -in pain- Owowowow... >__<
Schi: O.o''
Me: F it!
Schi: Okay, Okay... Oh, Peachie, the best godless thing in the world... Bring Sam back to life so that the other Sam won't strangle me to death on her deathbed. And I want a bisquit. in the name of Peachie, burn in hell. There.