~The worst(est) story ever

[Roxy_Berry]

lol hi my names xxxxxxxxcherry_gurl_HaWtT_smexxay_kyuutie_2y7346_i _luv_bunniez_and_ma_boyfriendxxxxxxxxx and i rote a stori bout mai cherriez and i hoep u liek it!!!!111one

so leik 1 day tis grl peachee walks don da stret and shes leik in tis rly hott n smexy pnik shirt and rly tite blu jeins and leik shes got a rly kool chaindsaw so shes rly kool lol
and she waks linto her frinds BOBBY N SETH N BOOBY WAS LEIK LOL HI PEACHI UR HERE!!!1111ONE N PEACHEI WAS LYK DONT TALK TO ME LOSAH and booby started criing so seth have him a lolipopp n now bobbys happy so tehy leaved happyly eva afta teh end

lol i spent a horu on tat its my best stori yet so plz reviw or ill take ma armi of kawaii desu neko animer charactas and theyl lyk keel u!!!!11111111one

[WaldoIsFab(:]

:O thts lyk th mstest mzing stori eva!





:p

[LadyAerowyn]

oo maii gawd!! i totyla agri wit uu!!! lyk it take 10 horu 4 me to maek a stori lyk dat!!!!

[Chuckie]

omg iz dis liek, a joke???


(It's hardly funny.....)

[ThatAnimeKid]

ths haz 2 b the bst sotrii evah! u shewd get tht pblishd!
hwd u dew dis?

(this is retarded-speak= ^^)

[SuperJory-[:]

lik OMG thts towtly amzing!

[Roxy_Berry]

lool thx every1 i rly appreshiat ur commetz!!!!!111111one
i woked herd n tis stori n ill updait s00n! LOL

[WaldoIsFab(:]

yaiy! mre updaits!

[Roxy_Berry]

The more descriptive version

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Greetings, I am known by a long and pratically unrememberable fictional username that has something to do with small fruits, beauty, sex appeal, random gibberish letters and numbers and my love for bunnies and my current male friend that I am romantically involved with and a large amount of x's even though I am not straight edge since I am obviously on crack. Moving on, I wrote a fictional event that is more storylike than a narrative point of view since it involves dialogue. This story has never actually happened and the people in it are invented by me and everything takes place in a fictional universe that is inhabited by humans, aliens and other random organisms. I hope that you will enjoy reading this story.
This story starts off with a particular day of twenty four hours taking place on planet Earth, with a particular organism that is a young human being which is not an actual human being in some cases since she is worshipped as God in a new and uprising religion. She is a female homo sapien known by the alias Peachie Nolastname though almost no one knows her real name and most thinks that the alias Peachie Nolastname is Peachie Nolastname's real name, which is obviously not the case as stated previously. She moves down the nearly straight paved road which is known as a street in a somewhat slow manner standing upright with both her feet taking turns moving in front of each other thus moving her body forwards. Her upper body is clothed in a pink fabric made to surround one's body providing them with insulation and warmth though this pink garment is especially visually appealing and aesthetically pleasing to human eyes while most of her lower body, from her hips to her legs to her ankles, is wrapped in a somewhat worn blue cotton cloth known as denim. In her hand she held a portable mechanized saw commonly used in logging activities but is actually being used as a decorative weapon by Peachie Nolastname, so she appears hardcore and appealing to other humans.
Peachie Nolastname happened to encounter two young gentlemen whom she has met before with one of them being her best friends and another being one that constantly annoyed her and thus she refered to him as someone who loses as a form of degrading him and crushing his self-esteem. One is known by the name Seth Whatshisface while the other is called Bobert McBobertson, but he perfers the name Bobby seeing as it is shorter. Bobert McBobertson greeted Peachie Nolastname warmly by acknowledging the fact that she has arrived and is inhabiting the same space as him out loud, describing it with a sentence, but Peachie Nolastname refused to interact with him by calling him the degrading name forementioned yet again which caused Bobert McBobertson to burst into tears as his feelings is hurt, therefore Seth Whatshisface attempted to comfort him by giving him one of his favorite sugary snacks which is easy to consume since it is a small round disk of fruit flavor on a short plastic stick, causing Bobert McBobertson to resume his happy and cheerful attitude again and the two of them decided to develop romantic interest for each other which caused them to live together happily for as long as I say so.
And this statement marks the end of this story.
I spent approximately one thousand and two hundred seconds on this story, it is my greatest literal accomplishment yet, so please swoon over the brilliancy of this amazing story that you could never write or else I will gather my brigade of non-existant adorable fictional cat-like characters and they shall eliminate you.

[ThatAnimeKid]

I am fond of this small piece of literal accomplishment that you presented us, one who is terminally on crack.
I will provide a small bit of commentary on it as that is why I am here today.
Your bit of accomplishment is very wonderful, especially the character known as Peachie Nolastname who carries a saw.
Bobert McBobertson was not very pleased with this character, but as forth, this character was called a name that is mildly insulting.
Wonderful literature. I look forward to this kind of excelled work in the not near but not faraway time period known as a jidai.

[MsCooper]

very nice story!

[Roxy_Berry]

I am fond of this small piece of literal accomplishment that you presented us, one who is terminally on crack.
I will provide a small bit of commentary on it as that is why I am here today.
Your bit of accomplishment is very wonderful, especially the character known as Peachie Nolastname who carries a saw.
Bobert McBobertson was not very pleased with this character, but as forth, this character was called a name that is mildly insulting.
Wonderful literature. I look forward to this kind of excelled work in the not near but not faraway time period known as a jidai.

I appreciate your commentary very much. It is quite specific and I am deeply enlightened by your view on the event that took place in this particular story.

[LadyAerowyn]

Due to the sudden sophisticated manner of conversing, I have decided and took quite a while to make this decision I am about to tell you wonderful people that I am quite fond of as you may already know, but I am just stating so in order to declare myself as 'PHAIL'.

I am inventing this comment to be as not as long as we hoped for and understandable in order to create a new lifeform on the planet that we sit on 'earth'. The new species is going to be named 'iFartehd'. I have made the most happy decision... ever. They are going to be...

BALD.

Your story has moved me deeply as I haven't read a single bit of the piece of literature.

Eet is far too long for me to red so i gaf up... ii soooooo sorri

cn uu plzzzzzzzzz rite n nderstandble 1?!111?!?///1?!1two1!!11one!!/???1/?/1/1
sori mai sopistixatad mener iz gon!!two!! ow noez!!!!!!!

`rEalli ,, ii nv AcTuualy red iit ,, iiemM sh0 s0rriix .. hw cann ii evvurr<3 repaYy eeuu ??
ii liike Doggiiess !! juss 1ted ttu let eUux nnoe dartt ... harrrharrrrr ...
replii miiess aSapp !! iillll be waiiTinqqzz ....... waiitinqq ..... fErr euuu ....
dun 4gEt !!! orr ellse illllll gaderr uapp muaii ahh liiannss witt mii ...
uu betterr bii carefull .... <3

baiii baiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!

ii lovvee laoqonq 4everrr!!!143!!! muackkz .

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The capital letters of my previous message state a secret message... ¬_¬

[ThatAnimeKid]

EAT MY DUSTEE? WHAT?!?!?! O___o

Residing the fact of this piece of literature I appreciate the praise of my commentary.
I like this story.

i wunna ppl 2 cum 2 ma poll prty. wat? i dun have 1! lol.

[Roxy_Berry]

lol tats koll i didnt ndastend a wurd u sed caum agian?
wow my stori s getin soooooooo main commetz im so heppy i cold cri!!!!!!!11111one

[ThatAnimeKid]

i dun have a partii at ma howse. kan u andastund mii nawe? i wunna hav a paty @ ma hows.
u storii macks ppl hapy! yeeey hapynes!!!!!!!!!11111

[Roxy_Berry]

lool im so gled!!!!1
n lyk fi u hed a pertee t ur hose id cemo 4 sho lol

[ThatAnimeKid]

yeh, u nd i wuld paty t ma hws an lik al th ppls fum pxlbb wuld cum 2 ma prty cuz id gt ur pechi 2 maak dem cum. yey pchi!

[Roxy_Berry]

ya peachi d git hers asw n fors em 2 caim!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
lol i wunt pop kron

[LadyAerowyn]

``walau ehh!!! maii braiin farrteddxx :x ,,
sh0o seddd ..... ''

[marimike]

wow by the way please be my friend

[ThatAnimeKid]

tat wuld b nis!! ppkrn t s thn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one yey@!@!!@$#!@$!!!!!!!!!
u lyk tat lol.

[LadyAerowyn]

iiiii liiikeeee piiiiiiieeeeeeeee .....

[ThatAnimeKid]

sew du i ma find! i lub pi! yeeeeeyy, pi@

[evol]

As I see we have changed from a sophisticated manner in verbal speech to an unpredictable type or "txt talk lyk 'nit" that I shall not participate in this coversation this civilised way.

omigazza whtzup wd tht storie?!!!!i1111oneeleven!!!11!!1010twenty!i!four2 3611!!!10! iz sooo kwl i lmozt dyd init lyk!

[ThatAnimeKid]

i no!


This conversation is uncomprehendingly disturbed in a present tense.

[Roxy_Berry]

um lol wut r wi tekling abott? o__O

[Rainbowfish]

o lool tis stery si rly god!!!!!!111one!eleven

[green_panda]

Wow. o-o I'm amazed.

[Roxy_Berry]

ys u r!!!!11 tis s teh mst amzin stori eva!!!11one

[LadyAerowyn]

i no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Y HALO THAR! ;D

[louisiana]

lol hi my names xxxxxxxxcherry_gurl_HaWtT_smexxay_kyuutie_2y7346_i _luv_bunniez_and_ma_boyfriendxxxxxxxxx and i rote a stori bout mai cherriez and i hoep u liek it!!!!111one

so leik 1 day tis grl peachee walks don da stret and shes leik in tis rly hott n smexy pnik shirt and rly tite blu jeins and leik shes got a rly kool chaindsaw so shes rly kool lol
and she waks linto her frinds BOBBY N SETH N BOOBY WAS LEIK LOL HI PEACHI UR HERE!!!1111ONE N PEACHEI WAS LYK DONT TALK TO ME LOSAH and booby started criing so seth have him a lolipopp n now bobbys happy so tehy leaved happyly eva afta teh end

lol i spent a horu on tat its my best stori yet so plz reviw or ill take ma armi of kawaii desu neko animer charactas and theyl lyk keel u!!!!11111111one

OMG that is brill (r u all right)

[Roxy_Berry]

yoooo wzap gangstaaaaa????//

[ThatAnimeKid]

Where's our etiquette go, females of the human race and indescribable feature?
The fatigue....

Aw, screw the fatigue!

w'zup peepls? im th best gangsta on erth! yeahhh yeahhh brrnn!! sssssssssssssssssssss!!

[respect_aria]

Wow, u are a very talented or very well writer.
Or either writes for for the heck of it....
I enjoyed reading it. ^^

[Roxy_Berry]

nah i im or pchee!!!!11one

[ThatAnimeKid]

pchi isnt kwlr thn sam sams harboild! yeeeeeah! wez gangstalicious.

[Roxy_Berry]

Hmm. This is rather confusing, so let us end this almost pointless discussion.

[ThatAnimeKid]

True, True. I see no point in being this so called "Ganstalicious." Ohhhh.

[Roxy_Berry]

Gangstalicious is-- though often mistaken as coolness, a form of randomness. And as we all know, randomness is the basis of the universe itself.

[ThatAnimeKid]

Also True. If life had an absence of this randomness then we would never have anything cold but as known as cool in a term of forming itself to describe high-social class people, to engage in!

Baahh! :___;

[Roxy_Berry]

Indeed. If such a debacle ever descended upon the universe, we would all perish from from an endless mental state of mindlessness and emptyness known as boredom. ;___;

[ThatAnimeKid]

Of course. You are very wise, Roxy of the small delectable fruits and fish.

^^

[Roxy_Berry]

Thank you. I am honored to recieve a compliment from you, certain child of n0rptastic Japanese animated cartoons.

[ThatAnimeKid]

You are most certainly welcome, insect of whom represents a medieval mystical creature.

[LadyAerowyn]

As I may have observed and noticed from this very far well-behaved yet comprehensive piece of conversing, I am aware that of Roxy, our trustworthy faithful companion of PixelBee Forums is addicted or as I may say, "loving" the Ganstalicious label that she claims to have been labeled after Roxy.

Truthfully,
I have mistaken the knowledge of Ganstalicious and have mistaken it to be a word describing the sub-culture or gang 'Gansta'. My deepest;sorrowful;dearest;wettest;sweatiest;weirde st;randomest;comprehensiveness apologies.

[Roxy_Berry]

The word "Gangstalicious" or rather, a state of mind, is quite addicting for most though some may never understand its brilliance and they may underestimate it, whereas it may have more potential than any existing energy, substance, dimension or organism.
"Gangstalicious" may be used to describe the popular criminal culture known as "Gangsta", as I myself am a gangsta and I'm rather random for the most part, therefore causing the word that I use to describe myself and my peers to be random as well.

[Rainbowfish]

liek wut guise i cant 1der stend 1 wurd dat ur seying!!!11one

[Roxy_Berry]

Hm, is that so? Apparently, logic and the universe itself is collapsing before our very eyes. D=

[LadyAerowyn]

lyk yea!!!! dat was mi brro jus now,,, typing all werrd nn stuff l0lxx ...

[ThatAnimeKid]

yehs gangsta-ness is lyk ma lyf! yeeeeaaaahhh! an thatanmekd is in the bafrom.
Get off my computer you insane psycho!
l0llllzXD

[Roxy_Berry]

i kant beliv dis lol
leik guise wut r whe duin? o_O