~Soap Opera! :D

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Hello everyone! I shall be directing a soap opera and everyone can audition! =D
Peachie: O RLY?
Me: YA RLY. Now shaddup. =___=
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Bobby: Can I audition for a part?
Peachie: No, cause you're a loser.
Bobby: No, I'm not! -Starts sobbing-
Me: Um, Bobby?
Bobby: Oh, yeah. -Takes script-
I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD!-
Me: Ack! My ears! x____x Anyways, you're in. You can be the gay kid.
Bobby: Okay! =D What's the storyline?
Me: It's currently undecided, but don't worry, you have a lot of deep and dark secrets. =3
Bobby: Yay! -Jumps for joy-

[ThatAnimeKid]

Me: I'm gonna enter...
Sam: No, I'm the one who's auditioning!!!
Schi: I like corn! -enters building- Helloo. -takes script-
Me: Schi! No!
Schi: -singing- You cut me up and then I keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding love...
Me: She's strangely good...
Sam: I'm next.
Schi: No hair for my hairbrush! Wheeeeeee.....
Me: O.o"

[alissa911]

Pinky: I'll audition! *jumps on stage*
Alzailia:*whispers something to me*
Me:Typical.
Pinky:*Begins to sing* WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! WITH WHAT? WITH BOMBS AND STUFF!
Me and Alzailia: *Roll our eyes*

[SuperJory-[:]

Gregory: OHH! A Soap Opera! I'm gonna auditon!
Me: Oh god...
Fizzy: Jesus Gregory if you being alive isn't enough...
Gregory: ♪Twinkle twinkle little STARRRR!!!♪
Fizzy: At least he wasn't as bad as Bobby...
Me:.. True true..
Gregoyr: YAY!
Fizzy: Gahh Soap Opera's are for wussys
Gregory:Nuh-Uh!! I Love soap opera's!
Me: You just proved her point
gregory: O__o
Fizzy: =3

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: I'm a wonderful singer!
Me: -hands all earmuffs- You'll need these.
Sam: -sings rather horribly- I need to give it another chance. sing another danceeeee!!!
Me: Omigosh.
Schi: She likes rock and roll! OwO

[alissa911]

Alzailia:Thanks for the earmuffs.
Pinky: So did I make it? Huh? Huh?

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: People, we are not making this soap opera because we want to -- We're doing this for money!
Ekop: Oh, whoop-de-do.
Me: Anyways, despite your horrible singing skills, all of you that have auditioned are in! <3 Schi will be the hobo that is secretly a popstar, Pinky will be the schizophrenic person who escaped from the asylum, Gregory will be Bobby's best friend, and Sam will be the mascot of the local restrauant in a giant chicken suit!
Peachie: Ah, sounds exciting. Let me try. -Grabs script and starts to sing-
Pain, without love, pain, I can't get enough...
Me: Yay for pain! You're definitely in, Peachie. You will be the evil but misunderstood genius who's planning on destroying the world but is secretly a gangsta! =D
Peachie: Niiiice. -Snaps fingers-

[alissa911]

Pinky: So basiclly, I'm a sick, delusinol person who has escaped from the... orphanage?

[ThatAnimeKid]

Me: No problem!
Schi: -whispers urgently to me-
Me: Oh, noes..
Sam: WHAT?
Me: She's ba-ack.
Sam: You don't mean..
Unknown Figure: -enters room-
All: Haah!
Emily: -reveals self- I want to audition.
All: -sigh of relief-
Me: Thank God. I thought you were...
Emily: Who?
Me: Never Mind.
Sam: Hiya, Bestest friend!
Me: Technically you are me, so she's my bestest buddy!
Schi: You funny-lookin'.
Emily: -sweatdrop-

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: No, not the orphanage. The loony bin. You're not sick, just a little delusional.
Bobby: Who's that? o___O
Me: Somebody's bestest friend, I guess.
Peachie: Not yours, that's for sure. You have no friends.
Bobby: ;___;
Salt: Imma audition too! =D
Ekop: So it's the human with the weird name..
Salt: No, it's not weird. Just look at your name...It's Ekop..? What does that even mean?
Peachie: Hi there, ...um..
Salt: Sodium Chloride, but you can call me Salt. =3
Peachie: Why did you name her that, Roxii? =___=
Me: Well, I wanted to name her "Spleen" at first, but Salt is shorter... O___o

[ThatAnimeKid]

Schi: Hiyas! I'm a hobo! Wheeeeee! -runs in circles-
Me: Uh, okayy...
Emily: Never mind, I can't sing!
Sam: Get up here, bastard.
Emily: Hunh?
Me: She's always like that...
Sam: Damn it, I'm a chicken thing.
Me: You love chicken!
Sam: Not when I am it. *mad*
Schi: Here you go. -hands drumsticks to all Cast-
Emily: Here I go..
Sam: Grrr...
Emily: -sings- The sun'll come out... Tomorrow. There I'm done.
Me: O_O
Sam: Rip-off artist.
Schi- The whole sentence was in a depictable melody of harmony and invoiced sound.
Me and Sam: "O_O;
Schi: I'm a hobo!!! owo
Emily: Is she always like that?
Me: Not the smart part.

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: That was short, but it'll work. Well then, I guess you're in! Emily, you'll be the evil teacher at the local school who is actually Peachie's minion. =D
Peachie: Oh, suck it up, Sam. Get an effin' life. =____=
Salt: Ooh! Is it my turn yet? owo
Me: I guess so. It's your time to shine, my dear Sodium Chloride! 8D
Salt: Okay! -Jumps onto stage-
I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!
THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK!
Peachie: Did you really...? =___=
Salt: Yeah. Her name is Sucrose Monosaccharide, but we all call her Sugar. ^^

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: Shut the hell up, you biatch!
Me: Sam...Peachie has a point...-grabs arm tightly-
Sam: F that! -struggles=
Schi- You kissed a Sugar? That's funny. I like Sugar.
Emily: Sam! I'm an evil teacher!
Sam and Me: That's nice. -keep fighting-
Sam: I will get you, Peachie!!!

[Roxy_Berry]

Salt: Yep! Sugar is nice. =3
Me: Teachers are always evil. Moving on. Salt, you're definitely in. You can be Bobby's other best friend. In the soap opera, you just broke up with your boyfriend and you're trying to murder him.
Salt: Fwee! Yay for murders! <3
Peachie: Oh, really, Sam? And I'll put you in the dirt. You'll be six feet under before you touch me. =____=
Bobby: When Peachie gives a death threat, it's not a threat, but a promise. -Shudders-
Peachie: Damn right.

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: You want some of this?
Schi: Salt has good taste. Salt, you gots good taste!
Me: She's a goner.
Emily: Huh?
Me: Peachie's an evil mastermind. Sam doesn't stand a chance.
Sam: Shut up, ho. I'll give Peachie the massacre of her effing life!
Me: OoO
Emily: Oh, noes, she didn't..
Me: She called me a... a....
Emily: It's okay...
Me: -crying-
Schi: It's OK, Sam 1! Salt says Sugar is tasty like Cherry chapstick!
Me: =__= Not helping.
Sam: -ignoring us- Peachie, your going DOWN!!! >0<

[Roxy_Berry]

Peachie: Oh, so you think that you could beat me, you stupid little hoar? -Raises eyebrow-
Me: Peachie, that's not nice. Stop it, Sam. If you two continue to behave like this, I'll have to kick the both of you out of this soap opera.
Peachie: You retarded facker...=___=
Bobby: Ahaha. Pwned!
Me: You're not helping, Bobby.
Salt: Indeed! ^^
Bobby: Well, you're not helping either! x___x
Salt: Or am I? -Devious smirk-

[ThatAnimeKid]

Schi: Can I not help too? -Joins Bobby and Salt- I like mashed potatoes!
Sam: Fine. But when this is over, I'll get that little sh!t..
Me: That's over..
Emily: Uh, okay... You are so weird..
Me: Yes, but that's over because I made Schi out of the crazed part of me.
Emily: O.o''
Me: And I named her taking the "zophrenic" out of Schizophrenic. Thus explaining...
Schi: Anybody want WAFFLES?
Me: That. Sam over there...
Sam: Stupid shoe..
Me: She the hata part of me. She's really... rash, as you can see...
Emily: Don't you mean
Me: That's enough.
Schi: I like frosting.
Me: Schi, enough about food.
Schi- But, but...

[Roxy_Berry]

Salt: Yay! It's nice of you to finally join us. =3
Bobby: -Huggles Schi- Yay!
Salt: Bobby, you're hugging a girl. x___x
Bobby: -Lets go- Eww! Gaah, it burns! It burns! x____x
Peachie: Well, that's nice, Sam. Go screw yourself and leave us in peace.
Me: Bobby is the larmoyant part of me...
Bobby: Really? owo What does that even mean? x___=
Me: Food is great! But you can't have any until the auditions are over. D= Then we can all go to the Church of Peachie and eat. =3
Bobby: So the Church of Peachie is not only a church, but a fast food restrauant too? o__O
Me: Indeed! 8D

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: Peachie is a what?
Me: The Fast-Food Restaurant of Peachie..
Emily: Uh, this is odd...
Schi: Bobby doesn't like me... -cries- I'm disliked.......
Me: I'm sorry, Schi.
Sam: I never liked her.
Me: -hits Sam on the head- Be a little considerate!
Emily: What a hater.
Me: Indeed. >__<
Sam: Are you talking about me?
Me: Noo....
Schi: -sobs-

[Roxy_Berry]

Peachie: My family opens restaurants for a living so I might as well too...
Me: Yay. I created a new social group. It is known as FTW. I shall create a Church of Peachie later on, too. <3
Bobby: Sorry Schi, but girls are disgusting. O~o
Ekop: Ah, nobody likes Sam because she's too negative, huh? =___=
Me: But you have the same problem.
Ekop: Yes. I hate you all.

[ThatAnimeKid]

Schi: Then why do you hang out with them? -sob, sob-
Sam: Dumb idiot, he'll never like you he's gay.
Schi: I just wanted him as a friend..
Me: Oh... I think..
Emily: Yah... I know what you mean..
Sam: I thought you were crushing on that gay...! Ahahaha!
Me: Uh...
Emily: O.o''
Me: Sami-chan!!!
Sam: O.O''
Me: I called you by your semi-full name.
Sam: Don't pain us with my full name. Please.
Me: OK, if you promise to apologise.
Sam: Grr... Sorry, Schiz.
Schi: It's OK! -huggles Sam-
Sam: Ew...

[Roxy_Berry]

Ekop: Well, I'm forced to 'cause Roxii here made me come. -Glares at Roxii-
Me: T___T
Peachie: Hey, at least you can poke people for us. ^^
Bobby: I'm scared of having girls as friends...They don't understand me...-Hides behind Ekop-
Ekop: Get away from me, you fool. =___=
Bobby: ;___;
Peachie: Ew. Who would have a crush on Bobby?
Bobby: That dude over there. -Points to Seth-
Peachie: He liked you because he thought that you were a girl, and you slapped him for it. Remember?
Bobby: o__O
Me: Anyways, should I advertise my social group in my signature?
Salt: Is it about watermelons? 8D

[ThatAnimeKid]

Schi: Oh, well... one lost, 7 down.
Sam: Yeah, whatever.
Me: I think she's softened up!
Sam: Like I'd ever be soft!
Me: Ooh, amigaa.
Emily: Hah, maybe Sam should be the evil one...
Me: She is evil.
Schi: Did you hear? I'm a hobo!
Me: Looks like the Schizinator's back!
Emily: I'm so glad.
Sam: I don't care.

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: All humans are soft. We ARE 70% water, you know! =D
Salt: We are? D= I thought that I was made of salt.
Me: Anyways. I'm made of WIN. 8D
Peachie: And I'm made of total pwnage and lulz. <3
Me: Anyone else that wants to audition? owo
Billy Bob Joe Desperado the Eleventh: Ooh, me! =)
Peachie: WTF. It's Bobby's transsexual neighbor. =A=

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam: I hate transuxals.
Me: You hate all sexuals. Except Brad Pitt.
Sam: <3 I lurve Brad Pitty!<3
Me: O____o
Schi: I'm made of corn. And waffles!! But not cheeeeeeesse.
Me: Eww, cheese.
Sam: I'm made of blood, sweat, hate and pwning Bella!
All: Yay, Bella pwnage! owo
Me: Sam also lives for the mafia.
Sam: Make a mafia thread!
Me: I will!
Schi: Is mafia muffins?
Sam: Haha, jack a$$, the mafia is for gangstas!
Schi: I not a gansta! I'm more of a hobo assasin.
Me: O___o
Schi: No, wait...
Sam: You can be the effing hobo. I assasinate you.
Schi: The hobo kind will pwn you forever for that!
Sam: >__<
Schi: I like toast.
Me: I make odd people..
Sam: Come say that to my face, jerkazoid!

[Roxy_Berry]

Peachie: I'm an honourary member of the mafia, but I'm mostly a gangsta. =D
Me: Hobo...assassin? Are you hobosexual? o___O
Ekop: Toast is the lovechild of the bread and the toaster. =___=
Billy Bob Joe Desperado the Eleventh: Hello? Anyone? I still want to audition!
Me: Oh, right. -Rolls eyes- Dazzle us.
Billy Bob Joe Desperado the Eleventh: -Sings-
SMACK THAT! ALL ON THE FLOOR!
SMACK THAT, GIMME SOME MOAR!
Me: O...okay...=___= You can be Schi's stalker that is obsessed with hobos. =D
Billy Bob Joe Desperado the Eleventh: Yay! 8D

[ThatAnimeKid]

Schi: I's gotta stalker! Yaaa... I mean.. that's not good! D=
Sam: Gangstas in chicken suits. I can't get it in my head.
Me: Better. You are a gangsta in a chicken suit.
Sam: I know... >_<
Schi: Hobo assasins are the procrastinators of today, Miss.
Sam: Wow you sure are SMART today.
Me: I should get some prayer beads for you... =__=
Sam: Nuuuu!!!
Schi: Am I missing something here?
Me: Never mind.
Schi: Nuuu! It's raining!
Me: Haah?
Sam: Craptastic.
Me: The mafia is for the gangstalicious! Woo!
Sam: I'm gangstariffic. xD
Me: T__T

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Wow. Peachie and Sam has a lot in common. =O
Bobby: Oh noes. Two Peachies? D=
Peachie: =___=
Me: It's okay, Bobby. You can hide behind Ekop if you want. ^^
Ekop: Get away, you idiots! =A=
Bobby: T____T
Me: x____x
Peachie: 8D
Me: Well then. Let's go to the Church of Peachie and eat. I'll go and make a thread on that.