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evol
06-21-2008, 02:44 PM
Me: You call this a biography? All my characters are in it!
Naff: I know.
Frizzy: I love you Naff<3!
Me: Moving on... NAFF WHY DID YOU CALL IT A BIOGRAPHY??
Naff: ...
It's a big word. I thought you'd be happy O.o
Me: Dx Okay, as it's a biography, I have to tell it, because if YOU tell it Naff, not only will it turn into an autobiography, but you'll exaggerate too much.
So listen up people, this is everything you ever needed to know about Naff. He was born from my mind and I decided to call him naff, because his clothes were a bit naff.
Naff: OMIGOSH YOU EVIL LITTLE BIAT-
Frizzy: I LOVE YOU NAFF! MARRY ME!
Naff: o.O
Me: Anyway... then I made Frizzy and Cheryl. Actually I made Frizzy, because Cheryl came before Naff. You've bloody read alot to get this far. Anyway, Naff decided he fell in love with Cheryl...
Naff: HEY! ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WORLD THEN!
Me:...I don't need to you just have... so he started to try and impress her. Unfortunately Cheryl took him to the skate park and offered him a go on her skateboard. That's how Naff has that big bump on his head.
He had a brain scan and they found nothing. Well, I always expected it. So they opened up his head and they decided he had been born that way. So that's how we got our loving, caring, braindead...
Naff: HEY!
Me: Naff =]
Cheryl: You'd better thank me for making the doctors discover he had no brain!
Naff: Why? It just depressed me!
Cheryl: Well it gave me the knowledge that there are better men than you.
Me: O.o

SuperJory-[:
06-22-2008, 02:02 AM
Hahahahahahhahhah..ect
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Kara:WTF?? He cant survive if he has to brain???!!!
Gregory: Don't be a know it all Kara!
Me: VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER!
Kara:Seems to solve all my problems -punches Gregory-
Gergory: What the ...... -Runs for a tissue for his bloody nose-
Me: O.o

evol
06-22-2008, 08:46 AM
Naff: I can survive!
Cheryl: Not if I get hold of you!
Me: O.o


-Awkward Silence -


Frizzy: I love you Naff!

Roxy_Berry
06-22-2008, 05:27 PM
Emmy: If my name was Naff, I'd kill myself. =___=
Peachie: Aww, cheer up, emo kid. =)
Emmy: That's not the point! x____x
Peachie: That's right! This is! -Points to giant pink syringe in hand-
Bobby: Oh, noes! It's sharp! D=
Me: Sharp indeed! ^^ Wanna go and sit on it?
Bobby: No, thanks. I actually have a brain, unlike some of you....-Shifty eyes-
Emmy: Why do you eat popsicles, then? =w=
Bobby: ...Erm..haha...That's a good question...
Peachie: Indeed! Remember the time when Bobby tried to eat a lemon popsicle? 8D
Emmy: ...And he was wearing tight white pants. ;D
Peachie: The popsicle burst into flames and melted onto his pants! -Laughs loudly-
Bobby: -Blushes- That didn't happen! D=
Me: But I had the photos...-Evil grin-
Bobby: Oh, shut up. =____=