Randomness Pageant!

[ThatAnimeKid]

Welcome to the Randomness Pageant which currently has no contestants... *sweatdrop*

Sam- We'll get some, I promise.
Me- Yeah... *depressed*
Sam- They'll be here... later.
Me- No they won't... *turning emo*
Sam- Oh..
Me- Yeah.
Sam- She's emo.. this is awkward.
Schi- Well.. I'll get someone to take her place! *zooms away*
Sam- Yeah, that'll happen.
Gerard way- Why am I here.
Me- Because I'm emo.
Gerard way- ...
Sam- OMIGOSH!! Gerard Way!
Gerard way- ...
Schi- *comes back* I got Crazydude!
Crazy Dude- Crazydudewantshiscandynowsogivehimhiscandyc'mongiv eittomee!!
Sam- Oh dear..

The pageant is starting soon!!

[Mattat]

i'm joining it has gerard way

me- gerard i love you!!!!!!!!
Alexis- you need to stop eating candy....

[ThatAnimeKid]

Gerard way- Uh... Why are all these people obsessed with me?
Sam- Simple. You're hot, therefore you shall be harrassed by girls for the rest of your life.
Gerard way-...

[.:Fob:.]

Me- I'm probably the only girl who doesn't find him hot. -laughs nervously-
I'm more into random guys who aren't famous I see on the streets that are, to me, hotter! ^w^
Pan- Who tis this guy you speak and I see of?
Me- Some guy from so band...MCR I believe..
Pan- When I was a young girl. My mother took me into the city to see a princess parade!
Me-....You seemed quite pleased with yourself...
Pan- owo
Me- I need new characters who aren't quite as.....How should I put this...Stalkers...You are always stalking my imagination and day dreams....So Gerard Way...Maybe we can have a normal non-crazy-fangirl-ness conversation, but I wouldn't waste my time doing so! =D

[ThatAnimeKid]

Gerard way- Okay... I still dunno why I'm here.
Sam- You are here to perform in my show!
Me- It's mine!
Sam- Whatever. Anyways.. let's check who's here. We have lalalala, Alexis, Me, you, FOB, and Pan.
Me- Aren't we forgetting someone?*gestures toward Schi*
Schi- YEAH?
Sam- Oh, and Schi. Anyone else?

[.:Fob:.]

Pan- ....Holly crap...I'm in a pagent? *w*
Me-......I guess so ^w^"
Pan- D= -hides-
Pagents are creepy....The girls all look like freakish human sized plastic Barbies! I mean they look straight out of Barbie's stupid dream house thing...
Me- This is a randomness pagent...It's totally diffrent! =D
Pan-...I don't trust you. You are probably an under cover agent, who's mission is too ruin my life.
Me-....

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: D= Gerard Way? I'd better leave. I'm afraid of fangirls. -Runs away-
Peachie: His haircut is ugly and he ain't gangsta enough, but...meh.
Myr: -In slow motion- Cooooooome baaaaaaaack.....!
Me: I'd better find a safe hiding place first...x____x
Myr: Ah, yes. I love pageants! <3 They're full of awesomeness, chocolate, and more awesomeness! *w*
Me: Not I.
Peachie: I'm too fly for things like this, yo. -Snaps-
Myr: So am I in this alone? TAT
Peachie: I'd say so. ^^
Myr: Don't leave me! ;____;
Peachie: ....=___=
Me: I'm leaving. =3
Myr: How could you be so cruel? ;^;
Peachie: Cry me a river, mmkay? I don't have time for this, home dawg. =____=;
Myr: ....-Cries- I'll just get my inflatable boobies, then...x____x

[Chuckie]

Me- Hailey's not the only one who thinks he's ugly. But I think he's fugly!
Emily- I would join....if it Dave Matthews in it!
Me- He is cute....but he grew a beard.
Emily- A little scruff is okay....cute, actually.
Me- Oh, whatever! I'm joinin' the pageant!
Emily- Of course....*smirks* Muffins.
Me- MUFFINS?! WHERE!!!?!

[evol]

Me- ZOMG Jerad Way. I love him.
Prep- I hate him.
Me- Me too. So Oldzkool.
Other MCR fans I have never seen before- NO, HEZ NEWSKOOL BRUV'.
Oliver- Y'know I think I'd rather have a conversation with my foot than talk about another boy.
Me- Go on then.
Naff- Hey, uh, nobody's shouted at me in a long while, and, uh, I'm kinda lonely.
Me- NAFF you old deffo you're better. And, silly Naff, I don't know what a pageant is. What is it?
Naff- [[with a mouthful of chocolate]] i 'unno bu' I 'oining!

[.:Fob:.]

Me- I would defintely be happy if it was some nonfamous random cute guy here instead...
Pan-...Me too...TT_____TT
Me- O.O"
Pan- Nah just kiddin! ^w^"

[ThatAnimeKid]

Sam- so Peachie, Myr, Naff,Shane, Emily and Roxii came too!
Me- This will be interesting.
Schi- Pan is gay?
Sam- Yeah, you didn't notice that?
Schi- There's chocolate in there. *points to door with label CR over it*
Sam- EEEEE!! The Chocolate room! *runs in*
Me- Ladies and Gentleman, you have seen the awakening of Sam no kai tenshi.
Schi- WHAT?
Me- Never mind. (Sam 1)
Sam- WOOHOO!
Me- Well, we better start the pageant..
Schi- Can I tell them the caterpillars?
Me- Uh, they are categories, Schi, and okay.
Schi- YAY! The categories are Outbursts, Insaneness, Weirdness, Post-Crazy, Pre-Crazy, Uber Crazy, and Randomness.
Me- Those are the prizes too!!
Schi- Yay! **spins in circle*
Sam- *covered in chocolate* MM..
Me- WELL, we better start!
Schi- Oh, yeah, whoever wins is the Randomness Queen of all PBF!
Me- Right! Hit it, Sam! *turns into MC*
Sam- OK! *turns into DJ and starts music*
Schi- Time to change into my super-fun dress! *puts on super-fun dress*

[evol]

Me: What's a pageant? It's like a competition, isn't it.
Naff: Yea, Lozz, and I think I've suddenly joined...
Me: Yeah, Naff, I think you have. It was your own darn fault.
Naff: No, it was my fault, but I'm still glad I did it!

[honeybee345]

Me-Yeah...evol it is T_________T
Cherry-back to the subject...errr can I join??
Me-cherry,no theres no bisexuals aloud
cherry-WTF!!!!!!!!!! thats so racist W_____W
me-umm cherry I was just kidding about you being bisexual,so omg!!! your bisexual?
cherry-U___U
me-cherry,I 'm ashamed........
cherry:what!!!!!!!-runs of to ponder-