Interviews by Luchius! (OMG!)

[Chuckie]

[These are some random interveiws Luchius has done. Don't be suprised by some of the people. Luchius did not speak with any of these real life people, so please don't think it's real] Things in are what they're thinking.

Emily Watercrush Interveiw

Luchius- Hi Emmy!
Emily- Hi....?
Luchius- So, i've noticed you've been rather distant lately. Why is that?
Emily- .....
Luchius- Why don't I ask another question?
Emily- That would be nice. *sweat drop*
Luchius- How has your relationship with Cain been these days?
Emily- ....Uh....um....I'unno. (Is unable to answer this question because-let's admit it-Emily can be very dumb sometimes)
Luchius- Well then, how has your role play been treating you?
Emily- Well, currently in our role play I am an unconcious paitent.
Luchius- *sweat drop* Well, isn't that nice?
Emily- Yeah I gue-
Luchius- WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?! That's all the time we have left! Join us next time as I interveiw a very important person!
Emily- Yeah....whatever.

Barrack Obama Interveiw XD

Luchius- Hello Mr.Obama!
Obama- .... Do I know you?
Luchius- Ha ha ha! Barrack, you've got such a good sense of humor!
Obama- ....Uh, thanks?
Luchius- Mr.Obama, I understand that you've currently been seen on Mad TV singing with Hillary Clinton. Is this true that (pauses and pulls out a card with the lyrics on it) 'Hillary is your girl and you are her boy'?
Obama- *sweat drop* [B]Who the Hell is this guy!?
Luchius- Don't play dumb with me, Mr.President man! I know you've been smoochie smoochie on Mr.Bill's woman!
Obama- What in the world are you talking about!?
Luchius- SECURITY!! GET THIS MAN OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Obama- (gets dragged away by security)
Luchius- Well, folks! I'll see ya next time!

[.:Fob:.]

Well hopefully you will get to use that fire exstigusher soon, Luchy! Can't wait too see more of your interviews...I suggest an interview with a Death Note charactor! Also I choked on laughter while reading this...Luchius is just too awesome! <3
I would like to have an interview with Luchius. -lol-

[Chuckie]

Thankies! More interveiws! And i'm interveiwing some new people! (Including a DN Character)

Light Yagami Interveiw

Luchius- Hello Light!
Light- こんにちは!
Luchius- What?
Light- 私は挨拶した!
Luchius- Slow down! It's like your speaking Japanese or something!
Light- 私は日本語を話している! この人は誰ですか?!
Luchius- It's time to call in Em-
Emily Watercrush- Cool you jets, hot shot. I'm right here.
Luchius- *whispers* This guy is nuts.
Emily- Let me handle him. *smiles at Light* こんにちは! 私はこの非常に複雑な状態のために残念である!
Light- 問題の失敗無し! 、座席を持ちなさい!
Luchius- Oops! We ran out of time!
Light- !!?!

Me Interveiw!

Luchius- Hey ya, Falelle!
Falelle- Hey ya, Luch-goosh-machoose!
Luchius- Lolz!
Falelle- You forgot your lunch so I brought it down for you. Thought you might want it...
Luchius- Goody! What's in it?
Falelle- Goat pee soup, larve pie, and a peanut butter 'n sunscreen sammich!
Luchius- Yay! My fave- What?
Falelle- Emily cooked it.
Luchuis- Ew....I see...
Emily- I heard that!

[Mattat]

you need to post more of these

[Chuckie]

Paris Hilton Interveiw

Luchius- Okay....today i'm interveiwing Paris Hilton....joy
Paris- Oh, hi doggy man!!
Luchius- I'm only in this for her dog....Hi Paris.
Paris- This is Tinkerbell! *holds up chiuaua*
Luchius- Hi Tinkerbell!
Tinkerbell- Yip!
Luchius- *takes Tinkybell*
Paris- !! DOG STEALER!! * slaps Luchius*
Luchius- Eh?!
Flaffy- Oh that's it! *drags Paris outside*

*You hear several screams and 'Whats'*

Flaffy- *shouts "WHAT?! WHAT?!" out the door*
Luchius- *scared* Okay....visit us next time when I interveiw some body else....just not Flaffy...
Flaffy- WHAT?!
Luchius- AH!

Dave Matthews Interveiw

Luchius- Today, I'm interveiwing somebody awesome! Dave Matthews!
Dave- Hey, Luchius.
Emily & Flaffy- AAHAAAAAAAAAH!!! DAVE MATHEWS!!
Flaffy- I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE MUSIC IS AWESOME!!!
Emily- YOU'RE HOT!
Dave- *twitch* ........Yeah, I gotta go. *runs*
Flaffy & Emily- *chases him around the town and into Canada* WE LOVE YOU, DAVEY!!!

[Chuckie]

Katherine (Kit Kat) Interveiw!

Luchius: Oh, hi, Mrs. Kitty Kat Kat Kitty Kit Kat Katty Wack Give A Cat A Treat-
Kat: Is this gonna end any time soon?
Luchius: I was hoping to get through tomorrow with the nicknames, but okay.
Kat: Um...okay?
Luchius: Anyway, I've heard from a very reliable *cough* Flaffy *cough* source that you made out with a random guy in a movie theatre.
Kat: -__-' Yes, yes, this is true, thanks very much. But, in my defense, he was a hot emo guy in a bandana.
Luchius: ..... *Steals a bandana and puts it around his neck* Eh? Eh? *Moves eyebrows up and down*
Kat: Hey, aren't you with that pink bunny chick?
Luchius: *Looks down at his cell phone, and starts texting, ' Yes, Val, I love you too. '*
Kat: What'cha doin'?
Luchius: -__-' Nothing.
Kat: *Stands up* Where's my damn money!?
Luchius: What money?
Kat: Don't play dumb with me, Mario, I know you have the money!
Luchius: What?
Kat: Vinny told me that you had the money, so cough up the cash. Comprende?
Luchius: I don't have any money, but you can have some of the tacos Emily made for lunch.
Kat: Nah! We both know very well Emily can't cook!
Emily: Hey!
Kat: No offense.
Emily: None taken.
Luchius: Well, "unnfortunatley" that's all the time we have le-
Kat: *tackles Luchius* Gimme the money, Mario!

Note- At the time this was posted, Katherine was at my residence, aproving this message.

Kat- I am Katherine Flackadoble, and I approve this message! :-D

[Mattat]

Ha yes instead of Luchius attacking people I attacked him! XD Bunny chick.... Valintine or somethin like that... Anyway yeah he now owns me ten buck!

[x-x-kira-x-x]

These are great=)

[LadyMiso]

LOL. Nice interviews.

[Mattat]

Heh I found what I was looking for XD