Who shall be the girl? <3

[Roxy_Berry]

As you may know, I am hosting Edward and Mike's wedding. One of them must be the girl and I shall give you the opportunity to vote on this important matter.
So, who do you think should be the girl? Edward or Mike?

[.:Fob:.]

Me- This is hard...
Cain- Mike
Pan- Edward
Me- Umm..
Cain- Psst choose Mike
Pan- No the sparkly lion guy!
Cain- No fish man! >_<

[Roxy_Berry]

This is probably the hardest decision that I will ever make in my life....;___;
Peachie: VOTE FOR MIKE!
Teroney: NO WAI. >___> EDWARD ALL THE WAY.
Peachie: Nu.
Teroney: Noez!
Peachie: POWER TO THE FISH!
Teroney: I CHOOSE DA LEECH BOI. =3
Me: Shut up. I shall decide...

[.:Fob:.]

Me- Edward?
Pan- Yes!
Cain- No!
Me- Mike?
Pan- D;
Cain- Yes?
Me- Both? xD
Pan- No..-___-"
Cain- Yes! xP

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Both is a good idea...Unfortunately, it cannot be... ;____;
Edward: -Holds up poster- VOTE FOR MIKE!
Mike: -Holds up flag- VOTE FOR EDDIE! x___o
Jacob: -Rips off clothes- VOTE FOR ME!!!111one!one
Me: You're not even in the wedding. +____+
Jacob: -Sobsobsniffcryangst-

[.:Fob:.]

Me- Aww...Meet Jasper!
Jasper- -blinks and waves-
Cain- Where are you guys coming from? @____@"

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: From my bathroom, of course! Everyone's partying in it! And they're paying me a lot of rent!
Naruto: -Runs out of the bathroom half naked- Did I miss the Christmas party? -Gasppantgasp-
Me: That was last year. =____=
Naruto: Never mind...-Runs back into bathroom-
Peachie: And don't come out! -Shakefist-

[.:Fob:.]

Me- Naruto?
Pan- Who was that blond beauty? ^o^ <3
Cain- -grabs Pan- My Pansy!
Me- He no flower!
Pan- I want blondie! D;

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Well, he's renting part of my bathroom...His name is Naruto and he's a ninja...
Peachie: His face was pink. D=
Me: Like your lipgloss?
Peachie: Exactly!
Ekop: Pansy is a terrible nickname. D=

[.:Fob:.]

Me- Yeah Cain!
Cain- I'm the idiot remember?
Pan- By the way you spelt idiot wrong.
Me- You should keep your mouth shut, Mr. I pronouce Ipod Ipp-odd!
Pan- You're mean-
Me- YOUR MOM!
Pan- My mom is dead.
Me- Then may she go to hell!
Cain- Stop being mean to Pansy!
Pan- Worst nickname ever! ;D

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Ugh, Pan...How many times do I have to tell you that "spelt" is not the same as "spelled"?
Ekop: ...=____=
Me: It's okay, Pan. I'll be your mom. ;D
Edward: What does this have to do with anything again...?
Peachie: Wow~! Hell actually exists? Cool! >w<
Me: Pansy is a bad nickname. Be creative, Cain!

[.:Fob:.]

Cain- I'm not creative!
Me- Guys only what boyfriends with skills. So Pan you must dump him.
Pan- It's "girls only want boyfriends with skills."
Me- But your gay!
Pan- I want to be Peter!
Cain- You are Peter..
Pan- Peter Blackmon!
Cain- Peter Blackmon isn't creative
Pan- Crap..
Me- How bout idiot boy!
Pan- This isn't time for jokes Hailey! Are relationship depends on this! D;
Cain- How bout no nicknames?
Pan- Then I want have one and you will kitty!
Me- Kitty???
Pan- We already went over this remember?
Me- Oh yeah...I give that nickname a 4 out of 10
Pan- But it's the best ever!
Me- It's racist calling a neko kitty
Pan- o.O"

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: You must be!
Ekop: Yeah. Pan should move on and find someone better than this good-for-nothing lazy bum...
Peachie: Your name is already Peter Blackmon, is it not?
Me: It's a rhetorical question, right?
Peachie: -Nodnod- You're pretty smart!
Me: Way smarter than you, it seems. =____=
Peachie: But the name "kitty" is so cute! >w<
Ekop: "Neko"? Apparantly, that is a Japanese word and last time I checked, this is an English conversation and we are speaking English and we live in English speaking countries.
Me: It's okay, Ekop. Some people are just weird.

[.:Fob:.]

Pan- But I'm in love with this lazy bum!
Cain- I feel sorry for him. D=
Me- Pan don't listen to them! [covers Pan's ears]
Cain- I love you! I'll stop being a lazy bum if you rub my belly!
Me- I thought dogs were the only ones who liked their belly rubbed?
Cain- Then you cat is part dog
Me- My cat does like his belly rubbed...@__@"
Pan- Why the hell would I rub your belly?

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Ekop is in hate with all of you...=____=
Ekop: That's right, biatches! -Takes out chainsaw-
Me: Yay! Go Ekop!
Ekop: -Laughs deviously-
Me: What's with that devious laugh? -Shifty eyes-
Peachie: It's against the law for cats to be part dog, though! D=
Me: Cain, just go to a spa...

[.:Fob:.]

Cain- Fine D;
Pan- I want to eat cake!
Me- You can at the wedding...
Cain- Why the hell is L here? -points at L who is on a leash-
Me- Doesn't the pink collar and leash look lovely on him!
Pan- Free L!
Well he does look good in pink....

[Roxy_Berry]

Ekop: Currently, Mike and Edward are tied...
Mike: Nuu! Who voted for me? ;^;
Edward: -Pats Mike- They should vote for you. You are going to look stunning in a dress. =3
Mike: Well, you got a vote too...-Shifty eyes-
Edward: True. -Nodnod- But you're better at being girly! >w<
Me: AHEM.
Peachie: Well?
Me: I just had a question...Edward, will you change Mike into a vampire?
Edward: Idunno.
Mike: What's a vampire? =3
Peachie: -Slaps forehead-
Me: -Headdesk-
Ekop: Foolish human...
Mike: I don't get it. D=
Me: ....Anyways, pink is not L's color. Bright yellow is more like it!

[.:Fob:.]

Me- Yes yellow it is!
Pan- Can I have the pink then?
Me- Hmm...Sure.
Pan- -puts on Cain-
Cain- Pink is my color...T_T"
Pan- My kitty!
Me- Yeah...I wish you still had pink hair, Cain!
Pan- Me too.. D;

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Wha? Cain had pink hair?
Ekop: What was his original hair color...?
Peachie: My original hair color is black! =D
Me: Why did you dye it? O_o
Peachie: You should know! You created me!
Me: Oh yeah...You dyed your hair because you don't want to be mixed up with your twin sister, correct?
Peachie: Yup!

[.:Fob:.]

Cain- Brown
Pan- Looks like chocolate!
Me- Taste like it to!
Pan- But it's Cains's hair! O=
Me- But it's a....What? We were talking about his hair? o.O"

[Roxy_Berry]

Peachie: Oh. So Cain had poo colored hair...
Me: I just hope that it didn't smell like poo. =___=
Ekop: Disgusting humans....-Rolls eyes- Hair-tasting is a terrible practice.
Me: How do you know?
Ekop: Why, I know everything! ^w^

[.:Fob:.]

Cain- O.O
Pan- 03^
Me- Why are you winking at Cain?
Pan- -shruggs-
Cain- O.O"
Pan- I wanted to eat him...
Me- Why?
Pan- Cause he looks so YUMMY! ;D
Me- That is the worst pick up line ever! o.O"
Cain- -____-"
Tis true, Pansy

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Cain? Yummy?
Peachie: -Bursts into laughter- You've GOT to be kidding me, girl.
Me: But he smells like old and sweaty gym socks...
Peachie: And his hair looks like a tornado...
Me: x____x
Ekop: ?___?
Peachie: !_____!
Me: +_____&
Peachie: That's it. I can't take it anymore. D=
Teroney: Yeah! You've finally reached the mentally unstable stage! -Clapclap-

[.:Fob:.]

Cain- D;
Pan- o.O"
Me- Don't have anything to say...D=

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: SPEAK, PEOPLE!
Peachie: Su, Fob finally voted for Mike? Yay!
Mike: Nu, I'm winning! T_T

[.:Fob:.]

Me- Sorry Mike. Edward just could never be in a dress. It's not meant to be.
Pan- -nods head-
Cain- Nothing's no meant to be! Anything could happen if it happens!
Me- Shhh. You're not supposed to tell that Edward bribed me to do this! He gave me his lion hoodie! xP
Pan- -nods head-
Cain- Is he mute or something??? -points at Pan-
Me- Don't point it's impolite -slapps Cain's hand-
Pan- -nods head-

[Roxy_Berry]

Edward: Yeah! I AM da man!
Mike: ;^;
Me: Well, let's get you a wedding dress! <3
Peachie: It shall be pink and sparkly! ;D
Mike: Noooooooooo!
Peachie: -Shakes Pan- Pan, speak to me! Are you dying? Yeeeea...I mean NUUUUUUUU!

[.:Fob:.]

Pan- -shakes head-
Me- He's dying!
Pan- -shakes head quickly-
Me- -takes Pan and starts banging his chest-
Breath! Breath!
Cain- How is that going to help?
Pan- Oww! That's going to bruise in the morning. -says in whiny voice-
Me- As I have said many times before SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN!
Cain- That's hard when you are an emo girl
Pan- Enough with the emo girl jokes already! DX

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Pan, speak. Or we will assume that you are dead and cremate you.
Peachie: Yeah! That sounds fun! =D
Ekop: -Laughs evilly-
Me: Pan's no man, he's a girl!
Peachie: Not very good looking, but oh, well...

[.:Fob:.]

Cain- Aww that means Cullen is ugly too
Me- Atleast he is blind and can't see his "hideous" face! xP
Pan- Who's Cullen?
Me- You are in prison so it is impossible for you to know Cullen yet.
Pan- I hate prison...-___-"
Me- That's what you get for murdering your wife for no reason
Pan- True but it was fun! xP

[Roxy_Berry]

Me: Pan has a wife? Does he have a child?
Peachie: Who would be desperate enough to marry Pan? =____=
Me: Some middle-aged woman? -Shrugs-
Peachie: More like a skeleton.

[honeybee345]

Me:mmmmmmm thats a hardy...Mike!!!
cherry;sounds good to me=3

[Roxy_Berry]

Please don't bump old posts; the voting has ended long ago. D;