TWILIGHT RP!! [must b random!!]

[browniesrock]

ok hey dudes and chix. brownies iz hereeee!!!
IN NEED OF RP'S!
if u like Twilight, n can b random as....ummm.......idk just b random then JOIN US PLEASEEE! u have to tell u ur name, and u CANNOT steal anothers person.
i call bella esme and jacob.
lalalala calls emmett alice and edward.

i'll keep u updated on who is who.

but for now.....START BEING RANDOM!!!!!!

ok heres me start:
"OH MY GAWD!!" screams Bella. Jacob rushes to her side. "Huh? What happened?" Jacob asks, with a misunderstanding sound ringing in his voice. "OH MY GAWD!!!!! ITS A EFFIN SPIDER!!!!!!!!! HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!!!!!" Bella screams. oh god... Jacob thinks. Soon, a sound comes from the middest part of the forest. "OH MY OD JACOB THERE COMMING!" Bella faints. And Jacob is left standing, suddenly in speedos. [inside joke of my friend and i. hehehehe u'll see why in a min....]

[Mattat]

Edward runs up and yells

"YAY THE MONSTERS ARE HERE!!!!!!!" he looked at Jacob and yelled "SPEEDO POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Emmett can out skipping

[browniesrock]

"WOOHOO!!! DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!!" screams Jacob *Jacob runs after Emmett* -Oh yah, i
ll b gone for a while i'll post again when i'm back.-

[Chuckie]

(Sara, dude is this your friend...um whoever you were gonna do the spoof with? I wanna be Jasper and Rosalie and Carlisle!)

[Mattat]

(yes this is)

Edward looked at Jacob and said

"Well that's great Jacob but we don't have dance dance revolution so that makes you and idiot!!!!!!!!!" Edward yelled at the top of his lungs as Emmett started to run faster yelling

"Run run as fast as you can you can catch me I'm the gingerbread man!!!!!!!!"

[Chuckie]

Jasper jumped on Emmet. "GIMME MAH GINGABREAD!" he screamed. He started chewing on Emmet's leg. "YUMMEH!!!" "Emmet!" Rosalie cried, running to Emmet's side and beating Jasper with a stick of salomi. "Leggo, leggo, leggo!!!" she shouted. Carlisle rolled his eyes. "Qiut fighting you two." he said. Rosalie froze and looked at him. Jasper twitched. "YOU'RE NAKED!!!!" Rosalie screamed. Carlisle giggled. "I know!" he started posing.

[Mattat]

"Ha I tricked you I am not a ginger bread man but a..... VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett yelled tas Edward tied a cape around his neck and yelled

"I... AM.... BAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as Alice came out and yelled

"YOU KILL JASPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and fell to her knees

[Chuckie]

Jasper blinked. "I'M DEAD?! Oh noes!!! I LOVE YOU ROSALIE!!!" he screamed. "Like a sister?" Rosalie asked. "MORE THAN THAT!!!" Jasper screamed, kissing Rosalie.

[Mattat]

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Alice yelled at the top of her lungs

"Rosalie tell him you love me more tell him!!!!!" Emmett yelled as Edward stopped running around and said

"KEEP YO FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!"

[Chuckie]

Rosalie blinked and backed away from Jasper. "Jasper!" she shouted. "I don't love you like that!" Jasper blinked. "You don't?" he asked, sniffing. Rosalie frowned. "Aw, man. I'm sorry Jasper. I love you like a brother." Jasper smiled. "Good enough!" he kissed her again and ran away.

[Mattat]

"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett yelled as Edward ran around singing a song

[Chuckie]

Jasper came back as soon as everybody left and started making out with Rosalie. (I'm evil.....XD)

[.:Fob:.]

[Can I join? I want to be Mike and just some random vampires that are apart of the Voulturri or however you spell it >_<]

[Mattat]

"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett yelled pointing to Jasper "YOU LEFT ME OUT!!!!!!!"

[Chuckie]

"What?" Jasper asked, looking at Emmet. "Do you want to have a threesome?!"

[Mattat]

"Yes yes I do in fact." Emmett stated plainly

[Chuckie]

Rosalie hugged Emmet. "Yay!" she cheered. Jasper hugged Emmet too.

[Mattat]

"Let's get this on!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett yelled

"Not without you don't!!!!!!!" Edward yelled running to them

"Don't forget me!!!!!!!!!!" Alice yelled

[Chuckie]

"No! We can't have a threesome with five people!" Jasper said.

[Mattat]

"We can have a five some!!!!!!!!!!!" Edward suggested

[Chuckie]

"That won't work! Five's an even number!"

[Mattat]

"HUH?!" Edward yelled confused

[Chuckie]

"2+2=5!" Jasper said.

[Mattat]

"He's right!!!!!!!!!" Emmett yelled

[browniesrock]

Jacob, Holding Bella's Hand, Walks up to Edward.
"CHEESE!!!" Jacob Yells.
"OH YEAH!!!" Bella screams

[Mattat]

"GO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Edward yelled back

[browniesrock]

Jacob lets go of Bella "FORGET YOU BELLA!!!!!!!!!!" he screams "IM GOING TO A GAY BAR" He sees Rose w/ Emmett. "OH SO YOU LEAVE WOLF BOY OUT ON YOUR LITTLE ADVENTURE DO YOU?!?!"

[Mattat]

"I wanna take you to a gay bar!!!!!!!!!!" Edward yelled

[Kitten_101]

What the heck do u wanna do that for Jesper yelled??

[Mattat]

"Because it's awesome!!!!" Edward yelled "Let's go Jasper!"

[Chuckie]

"GAY BAR! GAY BAR!" Jasper shouted in a british accent.

[Kitten_101]

But im not gay and i dont wana go Jasper whined

[Mattat]

"Yeeaaahhhhh!!!" Edward shouted

[Chuckie]

But im not gay and i dont wana go Jasper whined

((Kitten101, i'm playing Jasper, not you))

Rosalie threw off her dress and ran around naked with Carlisle (XD)

[Mattat]

"I looooves you Rosalie!!!" Ennett yelled running over to her aas edward started to randomly dance screaming something about how donkey's eat flying unicorns

[Chuckie]

Jasper grabbed Edward, and titled him back. (like the tango) He then kissed him.

[Mattat]

Emmett stopped and started at Jasper then yelled "I wanna join!!!!!"

[Chuckie]

Rosalie threw her bra. It landed on Emmet's head.

[Mattat]

"Woooo party time people!!!!!" he yelled throwing her bra into the air as Edward pulled away from Jasper and said "I never knew you felt that way!"

[Chuckie]

Jasper held Edward in the air, screaming, "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! BRA!"

[Mattat]

((you home?))

"What the hell?" Edward yelled then started to yell with Jasper

[Chuckie]

((No. But, thanks for the birthday wish...=__=))

Jasper threw Edward. He hit Rosalie, who screamed girlishly and fell.

[Mattat]

((I was asking cause I wanted to give you your gift.))

"Woohoo!!!" Edward yelled then started to dance randomly again

[Chuckie]

((Oh, okay))

Rosalie ran into her room, saying, "Edward, I hate you!"

[Mattat]

"Good for you!!" Edward yelled as Emmett ran over and punched him

[Chuckie]

Jasper put his pants on Emmet's head, and smiled at Edward. "I'll be back for you, my love!" he said, running away.

[Mattat]

"Okay...?" Edward said as Emmett ran around yelling random stuff

[Kitten_101]

Okay what u freak!!

[Kitten_101]

Stop yelling im sick of all this yelled jasper

[Chuckie]

Kitten101, stop posting in this forum! I'm playing Jasper! Not you! It would be appreciated if you stop.

[Kitten_101]

kk sorry but u dont have to be so rude and when i found this no one had posted in forever!!

[Chuckie]

Yes, but it's still my role. You can't take someone's role. And I wasn't being rude. DX